Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Yeoooooooowch!

Breaking: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike

Allahu Snackbar! Why did I move in with Bomb Magnet Woman?!

2 Comments:

At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Ibn Had said...

Inshalla, the helmet protected you from the worst. Keep up the good work, brother, may that cease-fire be just the beginning of the next wave of this glorious jihad.

 
At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there any chance you can get a flack jacket and a special nose protector? I mean no dispect to you, but it was difficult not to notice that Allah blessed you with a good ample nose. If your nose was your brain, you would be blessed to be a genius.

Allah protect you brother. A million curses on the Israili running dogs. It might be a cursed Israili rumor, but I heard that they added pig blood to the blood supply for transfusions.

 

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