Weep, oh heathens, at this shaheedi sha-hottie!
Behold, unworthy ones, my girlfriend: Duzthizburqa Makemeelooq-Fatima! Avert your eyes, lest her beauty blind you!
I am the luckiest of men, for after repeated real-estate misfortunes my Carbuncle of the Desert has come to live with me! Now, if I can just figure out why my homeowner's insurance was cancelled...
[A bomb belt with a bad detonator to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]