Weep, oh heathens, at this shaheedi sha-hottie!
Behold, unworthy ones, my girlfriend: Duzthizburqa Makemeelooq-Fatima! Avert your eyes, lest her beauty blind you!
I am the luckiest of men, for after repeated real-estate misfortunes my Carbuncle of the Desert has come to live with me! Now, if I can just figure out why my homeowner's insurance was cancelled...
[A bomb belt with a bad detonator to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]
posted by Green Helmet Guy @ 3:53 PM
12 Comments:
mDude, your chick has man-hands. Other than that.....
Not only does she have "man hands", but her ring finger appears longer than her index finger. According to the Guardian,
http://www.menshealth.co.uk/news/story.phtml?id=155
this means she is swinging some serious, well, I don't have to tell you, Green Helmet Guy. Good for you.
My beloved does not have "man hands" - she has goat hands! Ah, memories of youth!
You sure she's not "batting for the other team" then?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,178342,00.html
"Batting for the other team?" A mere woman is forbidden to participate in the manly art of Sport!
(Except at the stoning of adulteresses, of course, where they are allowed to play "catcher.")
Applause!
My laughter springs from my mouth as the locusts each spring. A blessing on you Green Helmet Guy, may maggots never know the pleasure of tasting your goat's dung.
LOL
you rock man.
"She" is causing Haywood to experience inflammation and swelling.
btw, the Chicago Bears have a player with last name Muhammad. Hottest replica jersey in Sandmenistan.
Haywood definitely approves of this site!
ROFLMAO
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Since you've posted it,it must be true. Your brave wife is doing a great service in distracting those F16's from their nasty pixel launches, but for a moment there I laughed so much I was scared of losing my meekness.
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