Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Weep, oh heathens, at this shaheedi sha-hottie!


Behold, unworthy ones, my girlfriend: Duzthizburqa Makemeelooq-Fatima! Avert your eyes, lest her beauty blind you!

I am the luckiest of men, for after repeated real-estate misfortunes my Carbuncle of the Desert has come to live with me! Now, if I can just figure out why my homeowner's insurance was cancelled...

[A bomb belt with a bad detonator to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

13 Comments:

At 12:51 PM, Anonymous highandtotheright said...

mDude, your chick has man-hands. Other than that.....

 
At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only does she have "man hands", but her ring finger appears longer than her index finger. According to the Guardian,

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/news/story.phtml?id=155

this means she is swinging some serious, well, I don't have to tell you, Green Helmet Guy. Good for you.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Green Helmet Guy said...

My beloved does not have "man hands" - she has goat hands! Ah, memories of youth!

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure she's not "batting for the other team" then?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,178342,00.html

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Green Helmet Guy said...

"Batting for the other team?" A mere woman is forbidden to participate in the manly art of Sport!

(Except at the stoning of adulteresses, of course, where they are allowed to play "catcher.")

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger SarahW said...

Applause!

 
At 5:15 AM, Blogger moehomad queefhard said...

My laughter springs from my mouth as the locusts each spring. A blessing on you Green Helmet Guy, may maggots never know the pleasure of tasting your goat's dung.

 
At 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL
you rock man.

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Haywood Jablowmi said...

"She" is causing Haywood to experience inflammation and swelling.
btw, the Chicago Bears have a player with last name Muhammad. Hottest replica jersey in Sandmenistan.
Haywood definitely approves of this site!

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger The Meek, Where's my inheritance! said...

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At 5:28 PM, Blogger The Meek, Where's my inheritance! said...

Since you've posted it,it must be true. Your brave wife is doing a great service in distracting those F16's from their nasty pixel launches, but for a moment there I laughed so much I was scared of losing my meekness.

 
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