Sing along, boys and girls! You know the words!

The Ballad of Green Helmet Guy
[To the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Berets"]

You see him on the TV...everywhere he seems to be
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

If a building has been hit...he will be all over it
He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy

He'll appear out of the blue...he seems to know what to do
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

Lebanon is his home base...he has such an honest face
He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy

Hezbollah is needing press...so he'll show up and looked distressed
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

There is a drone above his head...omigosh, he will soon be dead
He'd always been where people die...we will miss the Green Helmet Guy

[Lyrics by poetic dhimmi doug from upland!]