Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Oh, the Smurfanity!

"Green Helmet Guy! Come quickly! A Zionist atrocity!"


"Curse the Israeli murderers! Fear not, my little shaheeds, you will be..."


"You idiot! One of them is not dead! Call me back after the next airstrike!"

[This smurfy montage thanks to udi shriki (first pic), and FreeRepublic.com's faq!]

6 Comments:

At 11:39 AM, Blogger El Presidente said...

These are obvious forgeries by enemies of the revolution.

 
At 11:58 AM, Anonymous dhimwit said...

Dear GreenHelmetGuy

I have left a link to this glorious site on Wikipedia. Now more people will know the truth behind the Zionist/Imperialist aggression!

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Green Helmet Guy said...

A thousand blessings upon you, dhimmi dhimwit! May your camel spit nothing but dates!

 
At 5:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GreenHelmutGuy does FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!

Hezbollah, Hezbollah
Make me a batch
of dead little children
with binkies attached.
Bring me reporters easily deceived,
And we’ll be the ones bereaved

 
At 5:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is your best post so far!!

 
At 12:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greetings Green Helmet Guy, in case your helmet was damaged by the Infidel Israel Air Force, I give you a new site to buy a replacement green helmet.

Try 'cheaperthandirt.com,' a site that carries military and camping equipment. Use their search engine and plug in 'HAT-116.' You will be blessed with a green German army motorcycle helmet - looks exactly like the old one. Same Smurf look to. The price of $19.97 is low enough for an honest sheep loving Arab to buy and rejoice.

Allah be with you and bless you with one hundred children and a new wife who looks like Helen Thomas. Allah is great brother.

 

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