Oh, the Smurfanity!
"Green Helmet Guy! Come quickly! A Zionist atrocity!"
"Curse the Israeli murderers! Fear not, my little shaheeds, you will be..."
"You idiot! One of them is not dead! Call me back after the next airstrike!"
[This smurfy montage thanks to udi shriki (first pic), and FreeRepublic.com's faq!]