Lies! Nasrallah's djellaba has always been brown!
Professor Chaos, may your favorite goat give you herpes for printing this slander:
I just got back from dinner with a colleague who recently returned from his hometown in Russia, and he told me that he couldn't help but laugh his butt off at every news report that mentioned the leader of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah.
Because "nasrala" in Russian means "she who sh*t all over herself."
Sounds about right.