Green Helmet: The Theme Song!
o/~ Green Helmet is the guy to see
Dead babies for your news TV
He’ll set it up to show his side
Damn Israelis, engaging in genocide. o/~
o/~ Qana is where you’d rather go
He’ll pull the plug if you don’t show
He just creates such tragic scenes.
Truth doesn’t matter just get him on TV screens. O/~
o/~ You are a dupe... o/~
Farewell to the truth!
o/~ Green Hel-met Guy is heeeere! o/~
[Lyrics by dhimmi Patrick C. Miller, which he denies is a pen name for Arnold Ziffel.]