Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Green Helmet: The Theme Song - (Almost) Live!

In a devilish Israeli plot to humiliate the proud Arab people, The Bacon-Eating Atheist Jew has posted a recording of the Green Helmet theme song! Prefidious Jew, I would eat your liver if it were but halal!


At 1:18 AM, Blogger Rubin said...

Dear Dead Baby Handler,

Would it be presumptuous of me to assume that since the 'cease fire' is DOA that you're still in business as the Mr. Green Helmet Guy?

Am I correct?

It occurred to me that maybe you and me could do a...maybe you and me could do little business together.

Youse see the other day a fortunate opportunity came my way but i didn't see the benefit at first. Then I sees this blog here and it dawns on me all of a sudden, so I says to myself, hey that Green Helmet Guy is sure a stand up piece of humanity and right then and there I decided to offer you a chance to buy in on my idea.

Hey what are friends for anyway eh? To behove each other right!

Heres how it fell into my lap.. Next week my sister and her husband, my brother in law, are leavin town for 2 weeks and going out West on vacation to Milpitas.

Hey sweet eh.

And since I'm family, and they don't have the scratch to afford a real babysitter they asks ME to baby sit the kid [my niece] and pets.

Well they didn't have to ask twice 'cause the light bulb went on and I agreed with dem right on the spot.

Here's the deal, How much $$ could I git for my niece and her little pets if I sent them to youse all sealed up and taped inside double bags of 3 mil plastic and air freighted dem to you in Lebanon?

hey thanks in advance


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