Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Fake, but...fake.

Here is an interview with me, on the most fair and unbiased network in the world. Behold my commanding manner and manly voice! Pay no attention to those men in the background, especially not at around the 1:30 mark!


At 8:01 PM, Anonymous Herb Rusk said...

Dear Mr. Green Helmet Guy,

Sir, I am much impressed by your interview as seen on YouTube. I was wondering if you could provide a rough translation of the highlights of your message? My Arabic is a little rusty.

Best regards.

At 8:51 PM, Blogger Green Helmet Guy said...

Dhimmi Herb, I am first describing our^H^H^H my^H^H the many victories over the Zionist invaders of the noble Hizb'allah, which I have no association with whatsoever. Then I relate that so great is the evil of the Israelis, that they have killed every man, woman, and child in Lebanon!

(But some of them got better...)

At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmm... sounds a little like the Lebenon version of Montey Python. I was have expecting him to say NEE!

At 4:46 PM, Anonymous mkl said...

You sound like an Arabic version of High Pitch Eric from the Howard Stern Show....

At 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mike tyson has a brother?


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