Monday, August 28, 2006
Playing the Plame Game...
"Anyone for some mint tea and yellowcake?"
[This Fitzmas present courtesy of dhimmi Sticky Notes!]
Toto, I don't think we're in Crawford anymore...
Would you mind carrying an arms shipment for us?
No that's not real armor - that would make it too hard to fake an Israeli attack!
[This Ralph-Nader-approved image submitted by dhimmi Anoneumouse!]
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!
"This crusader storm has devas...what do you mean we're not on yet?"
[Dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com stormed in with this pic!]
The good guys win in the end
"NO MORE ANAL PROBES!"
[This baby was reared by dhimmi TheSpaceCoyote of FreeRepublic.com!]
Friday, August 25, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Stay out of the Bushes!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Rebel without a clue
Why should Jesus have all the fun?
I guess this means I'm toast!
[This image cooked up by TrustOnlyMulder of OfficiallyScrewed.com, who also wrote the caption!]
Monday, August 21, 2006
It ain't over 'til the fat ladies...
Nasrallah, I am shocked...
...I never knew you were a tenor.
[This aria from Ride of the Shaheedi by dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com!]
Hel-mer Fudd, Part III
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Sorry for the reduced posting rate...
Saturday, August 19, 2006
When you said "plastics," I thought you meant explosives...
This Chairman ain't Frank Sinatra
"Please, brother Yassir, you must live! Suha won't tell us where you hid your stolen billions!"
[This non-tragedy submitted by dhimmi monkeyshine of FreeRepublic.com!]
Flat Fatima Meets The Terminator
The Zionist robot is on the hunt for Flat Fatima... and somehow Reuters captured it on film!
[Submitted by dhimmi Mike Janitch, who also wrote the title and caption!]
The dhimmi who updates this blog has been swamped at work, and posts have thus been slow. Expect a major update late tonight...or a Webslave beheading.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Available only while ceasefire holds!
[A toast of non-alcoholic vodka to the comrade / dhimmis at The People's Cube for this image!]
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
From GHG's scrap(and blood and bone)book:
Monday, August 14, 2006
Green Helmet Guy vs. The "Neo"-cons.
Can you split that check twelve ways?
"Thirty pieces of silver?! Who do I have to nail to get them?"
[This passionate image courtesy of abu from Pallywood.]
Green Helmet Guy is feeling much better!
Here is absolute 100% proof that despite being wounded in an airstrike I am fine! Pay no attention the scent of formaldehyde!
[Creation of this image undertaken by dhimmi D. A. Riley!]
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Green Helmet: The Theme Song - (Almost) Live!
RE: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike
[Picture by dhimmi Blogger of Freerepublic.com, who's had worse.]
Breaking: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike
Allahu Snackbar! Why did I move in with Bomb Magnet Woman?!
Green Helmet: The Theme Song!
o/~ Green Helmet is the guy to see
Dead babies for your news TV
He’ll set it up to show his side
Damn Israelis, engaging in genocide. o/~
o/~ Qana is where you’d rather go
He’ll pull the plug if you don’t show
He just creates such tragic scenes.
Truth doesn’t matter just get him on TV screens. O/~
o/~ You are a dupe... o/~
Farewell to the truth!
o/~ Green Hel-met Guy is heeeere! o/~
[Lyrics by dhimmi Patrick C. Miller, which he denies is a pen name for Arnold Ziffel.]
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Play it again, Samir
I am shocked - shocked! - to labelled a propagandist. Never would I...no, Abdul, move those dead kindergarteners a little more to the right...engage in anything so low as...not next to the mosaic, you fool; the cameras will strobe! In all my years as a humble civil defense...why haven't those toys been placed yet?! Must go, very busy...
Like Father, Like Son
This baby fish was bombed by Israel while in school!
[Image fished up by dhimmi Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]
Lies! Nasrallah's djellaba has always been brown!
Professor Chaos, may your favorite goat give you herpes for printing this slander:
I just got back from dinner with a colleague who recently returned from his hometown in Russia, and he told me that he couldn't help but laugh his butt off at every news report that mentioned the leader of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah.
Because "nasrala" in Russian means "she who sh*t all over herself."
Sounds about right.
GHG + TB?
Blessings upon Ali's nosehairs! The wise and beautiful dhimmi Tammy Bruce has written an entry about this page in her blog! Ah Tammy, may you never have a run in your burqa!
Venus de Millstone
So, Kofi, I hear your job is opening up...
Oh, the Smurfanity!
"Green Helmet Guy! Come quickly! A Zionist atrocity!"
"Curse the Israeli murderers! Fear not, my little shaheeds, you will be..."
"You idiot! One of them is not dead! Call me back after the next airstrike!"
[This smurfy montage thanks to udi shriki (first pic), and FreeRepublic.com's faq!]
Friday, August 11, 2006
The Horror! The Horror!
[This flab-alanche started by weegee of FreeRepublic.com!]
"You will be fine, Robert Kennedy! Your brother Teddy will drive you to the hospital!"
[Dhimmi RacerF150 of FreeRepublic.com shot me this image!]
As honest as the New York Times...
AP Stands Behind Green Helmet Guy
I would rather have them standing in front of me - I forgot where I put the land mines.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...
Think of it as evolution in action.
If the corpse don't fit...
If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times: "Not knives! Shrapnel! Shrapnel!"
[This pic bloodily gloved by Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]
Hel-mer Fudd, Part II
Very well, infidels, I have caught him! NOW what do I do with him?
[Godzilla season opened by dhimmi dennisw of FreeRepublic.com.]
Damn your warmongering, Great Satan!
Mohammed's boil-crusted bottom! Will you stop at nothing to steal historic Arab lands?!
[This image launched by dhimmi Devora Kessin, a.k.a. the Pesky Settler.]