Green Helmet Guy

Death to America! Death to Israel! Minor flesh wounds to David Hasselhoff!

Monday, August 28, 2006

GHG Goes Goatse!


No wonder your Jew-controlled media says I'm talking out my...*ahem*!

[This pic dumped by dhimmi "Kaboom!"]

Playing the Plame Game...


"Anyone for some mint tea and yellowcake?"

[This Fitzmas present courtesy of dhimmi Sticky Notes!]

Bring us...a shrubbery!

Nothing fancy, mind you...

Toto, I don't think we're in Crawford anymore...

"Infidel cow! This is MY photo-op!"


[The Witch In The Ditch flown in by a dhimmi known only to Allah.]

Would you mind carrying an arms shipment for us?


No that's not real armor - that would make it too hard to fake an Israeli attack!

[This Ralph-Nader-approved image submitted by dhimmi Anoneumouse!]

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!


"This crusader storm has devas...what do you mean we're not on yet?"

[Dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com stormed in with this pic!]

The good guys win in the end

"NO MORE ANAL PROBES!"

[This baby was reared by dhimmi TheSpaceCoyote of FreeRepublic.com!]

Friday, August 25, 2006

GREEN HELMET GUY: WHAT YOU SAY?!!!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Stay out of the Bushes!


"Rove, you dog! It was Jesse Jackson who picked your pocket!"

[Submitted by an infidel known only to Allah!]

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Rebel without a clue


Would you believe that Ed Begley wanted us all to drive hybrids?

[This moving violation (of decency) commited by dhimmi Jay Inman!]

Why should Jesus have all the fun?


I guess this means I'm toast!

[This image cooked up by TrustOnlyMulder of OfficiallyScrewed.com, who also wrote the caption!]

Monday, August 21, 2006

It ain't over 'til the fat ladies...


Nasrallah, I am shocked...

...I never knew you were a tenor.

[This aria from Ride of the Shaheedi by dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com!]

Hel-mer Fudd, Part III


Don't ask.

Just. Don't. Ask.

[This seasonal pic submitted by a dhimmi known only to Allah.]

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Sorry for the reduced posting rate...



...I've been busy at my new job!

[This image employed the Photoshop skills of Anoneumouse!]

Saturday, August 19, 2006

When you said "plastics," I thought you meant explosives...


[You have just been seduced by dhimmi spot beaumont!]

This Chairman ain't Frank Sinatra


"Please, brother Yassir, you must live! Suha won't tell us where you hid your stolen billions!"

[This non-tragedy submitted by dhimmi monkeyshine of FreeRepublic.com!]

Flat Fatima Meets The Terminator


The Zionist robot is on the hunt for Flat Fatima... and somehow Reuters captured it on film!

[Submitted by dhimmi Mike Janitch, who also wrote the title and caption!]

I liiiiiiive!

The dhimmi who updates this blog has been swamped at work, and posts have thus been slow. Expect a major update late tonight...or a Webslave beheading.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Available only while ceasefire holds!


[A toast of non-alcoholic vodka to the comrade / dhimmis at The People's Cube for this image!]

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Un-American Gothic


"If I wasn't planning on running for President I'd let you use that thing on Bill's *****!"

[This image whistled up by dhimmi Ghost!]

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

From GHG's scrap(and blood and bone)book:





Due to the Israeli cutting of Hizb'allah supply lines, I have no witty comments for these pics.

[~1000 words/ea. supplied by dhimmis Alouette, (name witheld), Barking Squirrel, and Sloth!]

Praise Allah...

...and pass the rocket launchers! My brother Nasrallah has started his own blog! Soon all the Interweb shall be Dar-es Islam!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Green Helmet Guy vs. The "Neo"-cons.


"Fool! I am write-protected!"

[udi shriki forked this image over (because there is no spoon).]

Can you split that check twelve ways?


"Thirty pieces of silver?! Who do I have to nail to get them?"

[This passionate image courtesy of abu from Pallywood.]

Green Helmet Guy is feeling much better!


Here is absolute 100% proof that despite being wounded in an airstrike I am fine! Pay no attention the scent of formaldehyde!

[Creation of this image undertaken by dhimmi D. A. Riley!]

Macho Mujahadeen


This not what you think! We were just, uh...comparing helmets!

[This picture (sent in by dhimmi theboss) was not taken at the YMCA!]

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Green Helmet: The Theme Song - (Almost) Live!

In a devilish Israeli plot to humiliate the proud Arab people, The Bacon-Eating Atheist Jew has posted a recording of the Green Helmet theme song! Prefidious Jew, I would eat your liver if it were but halal!

RE: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike


[Picture by dhimmi Blogger of Freerepublic.com, who's had worse.]

Tradition!


[This miracle of miracles courtesy of dhimmi Kitty Myers!]

Yeoooooooowch!

Breaking: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike

Allahu Snackbar! Why did I move in with Bomb Magnet Woman?!

Green Helmet: The Theme Song!

(sung to the tune of the “Green Acres” theme song)



o/~ Green Helmet is the guy to see
Dead babies for your news TV
He’ll set it up to show his side
Damn Israelis, engaging in genocide. o/~




o/~ Qana is where you’d rather go
He’ll pull the plug if you don’t show
He just creates such tragic scenes.
Truth doesn’t matter just get him on TV screens. O/~




…The Jews?




...No news!




…Dead child?




…Go wild!




o/~ You are a dupe... o/~




Farewell to the truth!




o/~ Green Hel-met Guy is heeeere! o/~



[Lyrics by dhimmi Patrick C. Miller, which he denies is a pen name for Arnold Ziffel.]

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Play it again, Samir

I am shocked - shocked! - to labelled a propagandist. Never would I...no, Abdul, move those dead kindergarteners a little more to the right...engage in anything so low as...not next to the mosaic, you fool; the cameras will strobe! In all my years as a humble civil defense...why haven't those toys been placed yet?! Must go, very busy...

Like Father, Like Son


This baby fish was bombed by Israel while in school!

[Image fished up by dhimmi Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]

Lies! Nasrallah's djellaba has always been brown!

Professor Chaos, may your favorite goat give you herpes for printing this slander:

I just got back from dinner with a colleague who recently returned from his hometown in Russia, and he told me that he couldn't help but laugh his butt off at every news report that mentioned the leader of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah.

Why?

Because "nasrala" in Russian means "she who sh*t all over herself."

Sounds about right.

GHG + TB?

Blessings upon Ali's nosehairs! The wise and beautiful dhimmi Tammy Bruce has written an entry about this page in her blog! Ah Tammy, may you never have a run in your burqa!

Venus de Millstone


Hillary, my dear! I never knew you had such helmets!

[Orange-marks-the-safety-hazard thanks to dhimmi Dave Runyan!]

So, Kofi, I hear your job is opening up...


Another day, another disaster area.

[This unnatural disaster thanks to dhimmi Anoneumouse!]

Oh, the Smurfanity!

"Green Helmet Guy! Come quickly! A Zionist atrocity!"


"Curse the Israeli murderers! Fear not, my little shaheeds, you will be..."


"You idiot! One of them is not dead! Call me back after the next airstrike!"

[This smurfy montage thanks to udi shriki (first pic), and FreeRepublic.com's faq!]

Friday, August 11, 2006

The Horror! The Horror!


"WAR CRIME!!!"

[This flab-alanche started by weegee of FreeRepublic.com!]

Family Tradition


"You will be fine, Robert Kennedy! Your brother Teddy will drive you to the hospital!"

[Dhimmi RacerF150 of FreeRepublic.com shot me this image!]

As honest as the New York Times...

AP Stands Behind Green Helmet Guy

I would rather have them standing in front of me - I forgot where I put the land mines.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...



I think I am suffering from helmet envy.

[Submitted by Druish prince Gary Smith!]

Think of it as evolution in action.

Click to enlarge.
Remember, Arabic is read from right to left!

[Submitted by madman ben bisley!]

If the corpse don't fit...


If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times: "Not knives! Shrapnel! Shrapnel!"

[This pic bloodily gloved by Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]

Hel-mer Fudd, Part II


Very well, infidels, I have caught him! NOW what do I do with him?

[Godzilla season opened by dhimmi dennisw of FreeRepublic.com.]

Damn your warmongering, Great Satan!


Mohammed's boil-crusted bottom! Will you stop at nothing to steal historic Arab lands?!

[This image launched by dhimmi Devora Kessin, a.k.a. the Pesky Settler.]